I have Lila Belle taking down the Christmas tree while I minister to the needy--those in need of love advice. Now in all honesty, before I found Woodrow, I didn't know squat about love. But the Good Lord has blessed me with a fine man and a wealth of knowledge, and He has led me to share it with you.
One of my male friends who has been looking for love for some time, finally informed me that he is following Woodrow's advice and it is working out quite well.
He told me he decided he wasn't going to drive all over hell to find a woman, if God wanted him to have a woman he's going to have to put her down right here, my friend was told by Woodrow. And God put a big old red wig on her so he would be sure to see her.
Yes, the Good Lord in His Infinite Wisdom sent Woodrow a pushy woman with big red hair. I am sure that someday you will be equally blessed, my friend!
